Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money
She thought him a real honey 🍯
But he viewed Doris as trouble and strife

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The rich guy went by the name of Joe

Well we already know what any Palestian supporting females would probably be compelled to wear.

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money
She thought him a real honey 🍯 

That's a nice idea Alex.  👍🏽

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life
Her sights were set on a guy with money

Quote from: klondike on Today at 11:57:30 AMI also know my father was pretty anti-Semitic but never did figure our why that was either and put it down to a generational thing.

It probably was & also may have depended on which part of the country you lived.

Even now I very much doubt that any of the Eurovision votes came from North Derbyshire.

I still remember a phrase, that was commonplace in my home town area, to describe a person who was dodgy & totally untrustworthy.

"Don't buy it from him, he'll Jew yer".

Anyway, I think that all the male forum members who support the Jews in their war in Gaza should show their solidarity by buying & wearing these. 

Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife
She turned him down calling him a low-life

I put a scratch card or lottery ticket in the envelope when I send a birthday card 

From observation of others...

Buy scratch card. Rinse and repeat.
Buy a winning scratch card.
Spend the (small|) proceeeds on more scratch cards.

It's nearly as bad as voting and expecting the lot you voted for to win and then go on to deliver all the stuff they promised.

Of course every day somebody wins a sizeable amount. I suspect that usually those are the people who have already spent a sizeable amount on them though.

One day Klondike... one day....