Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
It had to be cleaned up for the yearly Mayoral show
Due to start tomorrow, as long as there's no snow

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

I don't have a dog either..... I can feel a flounce coming on here.....c

Quote from: dextrous63 on Yesterday at 05:05:47 PMHistorically Catholic.  But nowadays they possibly feel some kind of empathy for Israeli expansionism into Palestinian lands, given that Ireland itself was a UK colony until relatively recently.

Empathy?  But I thought that Ireland was pro-Hamas.
Perhaps Ireland has 'flexible morals'!

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Historically Catholic.  But nowadays they possibly feel some kind of empathy for Israeli expansionism into Palestinian lands, given that Ireland itself was a UK colony until relatively recently.

Why is island so rabidly anti Israel ? 

Quote from: GrannyMac on Yesterday at 12:11:02 PMDiasi/Phil for engineer. Don't think he has a cockney accent, but he knows how to fix things and he likely has a toolbox full of spanners and wrenches and other tools. ⚒️

His he up for it? I would hate T aff him to the ever having cast list unless he agrees

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Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 01:37:18 PM4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein..

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

Scrump! You have saved the day...we needed a Germ (boo..hiss!) pilot thank you


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1 A hero.... would suit a rugged handsome tallyho! type 
( moustache is not obligatory ) .......Position filled, because of the hair....Klondike

2. Air traffic controller. ... would suit someone with a short attention span...position filled..Dex

3. An engineer.. anyone who knows about spanners and has a cockney accent.... think Dick Van Dyke......position filled if Phil agrees...he has a toolbox.

4. A German Pilot ' boo hiss', would suit someone with a bad German accent, monocle and a scar....position filled..from Bar Wench to Pilot...( promotion is fast in Vlad Entertainment)

5. A wing commander, ideally someone old with a limp,  a big moustache and a dog ....Position filled, coz she has a dog

6. A couple of Commonweath / Johnny Foreigners  pilots, for the drinking and crash and burn  scenes,

7. A few more bods for walk on parts and to fill in the crowd scenes in the pub  + a supporting casts of thousands and a few chariots drivers ....Granny Mac..chariot driver #1.....

8. A barmaid or two would suit a busty forum wench..

9. A landlord ......position filled..... by Vlad highly qualified in the role, his half litre snatch is a joy to behold.

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4. German Pilot..  dudreckiges Schwein.. 

 I can stand in if nobody comes forward.. I have a scar on my belly.. I can't pilot a plane but I can use a fly mower.. I can put a patch over one lens of my glasses..
 Danke.

Quote from: Scrumpy on Yesterday at 11:51:05 AMMy bunion is throbbing.. must be rain coming..

I get an inexplicable urge to lie down under trees when I feel the rain coming.