Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Katie's launderette business took off with a bang
A very useful service, especially for the single man

[Scrumpy]

Katie's launderette business took off with a bang
A very useful service, especially for the single man
He can strip off and put his togs inside a big machine

[Scrumpy]

Katie's launderette business took off with a bang
A very useful service, especially for the single man
He can strip off and put his togs inside a big machine
While being watched by bored housewives who look so very keen

[GrannyMac]

Katie's launderette business took off with a bang
A very useful service, especially for the single man
He can strip off and put his togs inside a big machine
While being watched by bored housewives who look so very keen
All washed and dried, and fully dressed, why thank you ma'am. 

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The shop next door sold vapes to the kids from the estate
In many varied flavours, some smelt like Christmas cake

[Scrumpy]

The shop next door sold vapes to the kids from the estate
In many varied flavours , some smelt like Christmas cake
Their faces were all hidden behind a thick grey fog

[GrannyMac]

The shop next door sold vapes to the kids from the estate
In many varied flavours , some smelt like Christmas cake
Their faces were all hidden behind a thick grey fog
They thought they were top dog
They didn't care if their lungs got baked

Vapes, White Lightning, and occasionally some weed

[Scrumpy]

Vapes, White Lightning, and occasionally some weed
The old folks home was banging.The place to be indeed.

[Alex]

Vapes, White Lightning, and occasionally some weed
The old folks home was banging. The place to be indeed.
At 81 Sam was still dancing to Status Quo