Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Silver Tabby]

A quiet young fellow from Deal
once asked me out for a meal
We went to a pub
Renowned for good grub 
and we scoffed the lot with great zeal.




Once upon a warm Summer night

[GrannyMac]

Once upon a warm Summer night
Maggie had a dreadful fright

[Silver Tabby]

Once upon a warm Summer night
Maggie had a dreadful fright 
she saw something moving

[GrannyMac]

Once upon a warm Summer night
Maggie had a dreadful fright
she saw something moving
Then heard something mooing
A cow stuck in the fence, really tight.

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Maurice forgot to change his clocks

[Silver Tabby]

Maurice forgot to change his clocks
he also forgot to change his socks,

[Alex]

Maurice forgot to change his clocks
he also forgot to change his socks,
His feet were quite whiffy

[Silver Tabby]

Maurice forgot to change his clocks
he also forgot to change his socks,
His feet were quite whiffy
and not very pretty

[GrannyMac]

Maurice forgot to change his clocks
he also forgot to change his socks,
His feet were quite whiffy
and not very pretty
His love life was well on the rocks

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There was an old chap who liked to run
Early in the morning, he'd beat the sun

[klondike]

There was an old chap who liked to run
Early in the morning, he'd beat the sun
He decided to tell all this unlikely tale

[Silver Tabby]

There was an old chap who liked to run
Early in the morning, he'd beat the sun
He decided to tell all this unlikely tale
over a glass of warm pale ale

[Alex]

There was an old chap who liked to run
Early in the morning, he'd beat the sun
He decided to tell all this unlikely tale
over a glass of warm pale ale
In the pub with his mates when his day was done.



March 31, 2024, 12:57:42 PM
My 4 year old grandson loves limericks, we only do two lines, his favourite is
There was a young boy called Tom
Who slipped and fell on his bum

[Scrumpy]

There was a young boy called Tom
Who slipped and fell on his bum

[Silver Tabby]

There was a young boy called Tom
Who slipped and fell on his bum
he cried big wet tears

[Alex]

There was a young boy called Tom
Who slipped and fell on his bum
he cried big wet tears
and ignored all the jeers

[Silver Tabby]

There was a young boy called Tom
Who slipped and fell on his bum
he cried big wet tears
and ignored all the jeers 
in favour of a cuddle from Mum.




I once fancied a warm onion bhaji