Please rush me the order form...

[Floydy]

[klondike]

I really shouldn't have sat looking at that as long as I did...

[Floydy]

 "Iooking...."    Well you did mention something about needing two showers today, mate!

[klondike]

Both ice cold. Cue one of the fairer sex wondering why they all get pneumatic boobies fitted 

[Floydy]

She's got a look of Amanda Holden. Now if anyone could do with fake boobs....