Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three

[Mups]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she 
She was seen in the Gents, having a pee

[GrannyMac]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam




(Apologies Mups, Scrumpy got in first)

[Alex]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam
He'd travel into town on the local tram

[GrannyMac]

The drunk was shocked, Lil wasn't a she
It was Ben, who worked in Lidl, on aisle three
At night his alter ego dressed all glam
He'd travel into town on the local tram
Then usually pick up an unsuspecting he.  😧

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Mabel volunteered her services at a charity shop