The boring thread.....

Started by Scrumpy, July 18, 2023, 11:58:08 AM

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Mups

The answer to the puzzle was  it was a photo of his son.

Well done Granny.   

Vlad

I got one of those Alexa things ( trendy techie Vlad eh? ) which plays music  that I like , stuff from way back.
I couldn't work out how to switch it off though, so I said to my good lady, " How do I turn Alexa off love" 
She said, "Have you tried walking naked around the living room in your socks, coz that works for me"
She can be so cruel at times.

klondike


Ashy

When my wife started playing the harmonica late in the evening, thinking of the neighbours, I asked her if she knew it was nearly eleven o'clock at night. She said no, but she could play "Some Enchanted Evening.".

Scrumpy

Quote from: Mups on May 09, 2025, 09:57:44 PMThe answer to the puzzle was  it was a photo of his son.

Well done Granny.   

I got it wrong...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Quote from: Ashy on May 10, 2025, 09:16:24 AMWhen my wife started playing the harmonica late in the evening, thinking of the neighbours, I asked her if she knew it was nearly eleven o'clock at night. She said no, but she could play "Some Enchanted Evening.".
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Alex

Quote from: Ashy on May 10, 2025, 09:16:24 AMWhen my wife started playing the harmonica late in the evening, thinking of the neighbours, I asked her if she knew it was nearly eleven o'clock at night. She said no, but she could play "Some Enchanted Evening.".
:grin:  :grin:  :grin:

JBR

Quote from: Vlad on May 10, 2025, 08:24:13 AMI got one of those Alexa things ( trendy techie Vlad eh? ) which plays music  that I like , stuff from way back.
I couldn't work out how to switch it off though, so I said to my good lady, " How do I turn Alexa off love"
She said, "Have you tried walking naked around the living room in your socks, coz that works for me"
She can be so cruel at times.
Tek no notice, Vlad.
I know that all the ladies on here fancy you.
Numquam credere Gallicum

Raven


Scrumpy

Quote from: JBR on May 10, 2025, 12:23:18 PMTek no notice, Vlad.
I know that all the ladies on here fancy you.
It is the off white Y-Fronts that do it for me.. 
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Vlad

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Quote from: JBR on May 10, 2025, 12:23:18 PMTek no notice, Vlad.
I know that all the ladies on here fancy you.
My thoughts to JB but thanks

May 10, 2025, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Scrumpy on May 10, 2025, 03:49:41 PMIt is the off white Y-Fronts that do it for me..

They do have a certain aura or is it aroma don't they 😀

klondike

I think several would love to get their hands on you Vlad.  :grin:

JBR

Quote from: klondike on May 10, 2025, 04:03:55 PMI think several would love to get their hands on you Vlad.  :grin:
Yes.  It's just that the ladies are a little too embarrassed to admit it.
Numquam credere Gallicum

Mups

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Quote from: Vlad on May 10, 2025, 08:24:13 AMI got one of those Alexa things ( trendy techie Vlad eh? ) which plays music  that I like , stuff from way back.
I couldn't work out how to switch it off though, so I said to my good lady, " How do I turn Alexa off love"
She said, "Have you tried walking naked around the living room in your socks, coz that works for me"
She can be so cruel at times.
You get worse, young man.   :grin:

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May 10, 2025, 04:50:35 PM
Another little puzzle to exercise the brain -  :smiley:

Q.   Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL

Mups

I think I really fancy a Chinese tonight . . . .  food that is!  :grin: