Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

There's  really no accounting for taste!
You'd think that some would be shamefaced
The things they do are quite bizarre

GrannyMac

There's  really no accounting for taste!
You'd think that some would be shamefaced
The things they do are quite bizarre
I've heard what some get up to in cars 🚘 

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Ruthio

There's  really no accounting for taste!
You'd think that some would be shamefaced
The things they do are quite bizarre
I've heard what some get up to in cars 🚘 
Yikes! Let's change the subject, make haste! 😅

Mups


klondike

While Eric was cutting his lawn
His latest cunning stunt was born

Scrumpy


While Eric was cutting his lawn
His latest cunning stunt was born
He would stick a coin the ground
So people would think a pound they'd found
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

While Eric was cutting his lawn
His latest cunning stunt was born
He would stick a coin the ground
So people would think a pound they'd found
Alas just a halfpenny they would mourn

Scrumpy


Larry missed the last bus home
Stuck out in the wild all alone
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

Larry missed the last bus home
Stuck out in the wild all alone
He put his thumb up hoping for a lift
Nobody stopped so Larry was miffed

GrannyMac

Larry missed the last bus home
Stuck out in the wild all alone
He put his thumb up hoping for a lift
Nobody stopped so Larry was miffed
He walked for hours, just stopping to moan.

Larry's bunion was giving him gyp
His knees were sore and his left hip



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Larry's bunion was giving him gyp
His knees were sore and his left hip
Then Peggy drew up in her little pink car
'Do you want a lift.. are you going far?'
His bunion stopped throbbing as he jumped in quick
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Her little pink car chugged along
And the radio was playing an old song

klondike

Her little pink car chugged along
And the radio was playing an old song
She sped along to Jailhouse Rock
Whizzing past a real real old crock
What's that light? Is something wrong?

What on earth is all that smoke
Thick enough to make you choke

Scrumpy

What on Earth is all that smoke
Thick enough to make you choke
Is it black or is it white !
A new Pope is picked tonight
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

What on Earth is all that smoke
Thick enough to make you choke
Is it black or is it white !
A new Pope is picked tonight 
Probably some just having a joke.

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While watching a quiz show on TV