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Title: One for zoony
Post by: klondike on December 08, 2022, 05:33:22 PM
He would have loved this one. Maybe.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman each get sentenced to 20 years in prison. They are allowed to take anything they wish with them.

The English man takes with him 10,000 bottles of port, the Scotsman takes 10,000 bottles of whiskey and paddy takes 1,000,000 cigarettes.

At the end of the sentence the Englishman staggers out and says that was the best 20 years of my life.

The Scotsman says exactly the same.

Paddy comes out and says "Have you got a light"
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: GrannyMac on December 08, 2022, 05:53:10 PM
I think he would have had a good chuckle.  I occasionally come across a post by zoony, I miss his take on different things.  I hope wherever he is he's still making music (and mischief).
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 09, 2022, 03:29:57 AM
 :clap:  :clap:  :clap:
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: klondike on December 09, 2022, 09:36:28 AM
Actually poor old zoony hated Irish jokes for some reason  :grin:
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: Scrumpy on December 09, 2022, 11:01:50 AM
His Mum was of Irish stock.. O'Brien..
  He would get upset if an Irish joke came up.. 
  He shouldn't have told me.. :grin: :grin:  He never did learn when to be quiet.. Bless..
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: Diasi on December 09, 2022, 11:13:43 AM
Quote from: GrannyMac on December 08, 2022, 05:53:10 PMI think he would have had a good chuckle.  I occasionally come across a post by zoony, I miss his take on different things.  I hope wherever he is he's still making music (and mischief).
I miss zoony, I often play some of his music tracks & think about the unfairness of life as he should have made it much bigger in the music industry. 
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: Alex on December 09, 2022, 01:34:47 PM
It seems strange when you sometimes come across one of his posts, poor Zoony I didn't realise just how ill he really was.
Title: Re: One for zoony
Post by: GrannyMac on December 09, 2022, 05:11:38 PM
Quote from: Diasi on December 09, 2022, 11:13:43 AMI miss zoony, I often play some of his music tracks & think about the unfairness of life as he should have made it much bigger in the music industry.
I agree. So much talent in that industry that never gets recognised. At least he's left some of his tracks to still be enjoyed.