funny sayings could they be true,?

[Michael Rolls]

Another favourite of granddad - 'if you don't behave, I'll cut a hole in the back of your neck and the wind will blow your tongue about'. Where that came from, I have absolutely no idea!
Mike

[zoony]

Somebody posted one here a while back which I remember as "Blacker than the gas-man's(?) coat." but I'm sure I'm mis-remembering it..

[Michael Rolls]

A similar one I've not heard for a while 'Blacker than the Earl of Hell's weskit' (waistcoat, but that was how it was pronounced)
Mike

[-Oy-]

Cowder than a hoower's (whore's) kiss

[Wandering Walter]

"As rough as a Badgers Bum ", who discovered that and how 

[klondike]

Same idea but the one I recall is a bear's arse.

Which reminds me of a joke. Which I've decided not to post after all. Especially on a Sunday lunchtime.

[Alex]

How long will you be ?.......how long is a piece of string